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Wittle Colty

IN COLTY WE TRUST

• From here on out the month of October will known in the Gregorian calendar as Coltober. The Eras shall be named the same, BC (Before Colt) and AD (Anno Domini - The year of our Colt), however they will now be adjusted to reflect the year of Colt's birth. Today's date: Coltober 29, 22 AD.
• When Colt McCoy was born the Hatfield's surrendered.
• Everything is bigger in Colt McCoy!
• Colt McCoy dug the Red River with his bare hands to keep the riffraff out of the "Republic."
• If Colt McCoy had been in San Antonio in 1836 there would be no Alamo.
• Colt McCoy has not only solved every PuzzleCap on the caps of Lone Star beer, but he has also created the last 114 riddles.
• Chuck Norris and Mr. T's fists collided once in the mid 80's, resulting in the birth of Colt McCoy.
• On the second weekend of Coltober, from here on out, the Oklahoma Sooners will walk from Norman, Oklahoma to Hobbs, New Mexico, the birthplace of our Colt, and then sprint to Dallas for the Red River Shootout. Any Sooner starter who cannot cover the distance in the same time it takes Colt himself to cover it (one hour, 12 minutes, 12 seconds) will be benched.
• The draft from Colt's passing arm has been the cause of two of every three trailer destroying tornadoes that have torn through Norman. With his other arm he writes novels and signs treaties.
• Colt McCoy put the Bock in Shiner.
• Texas Toast was Colt McCoy's creation.
• Colt McCoy convinced the Aggies that the thumbs up sign means Gig em'.
• It was Colt McCoy's decision to declare Tim Tebow "The Chosen One".
• "Don't Mess with Texas!" were Colt's first words.
• Colt McCoy's sweat cures gout, crohn's disease, avian flu, and the children of Indonesia, saving Tim Tebow's Cancun spring break plans.
• At Whataburger the sandwiches are now referred to as the Coltburger and the Bradfordchicken.
• Colt McCoy wasn't named after the gun, the Colt .45 was modeled after his arm.
• Colt McCoy created Lubbock to place the prisoners of the "Republic of Texas." He left one pirate crazed coach and another who loves chair throwing to run the asylum.
• Fiesta Bowl is Spanish for Colt McCoy which is why the Oklahoma Sooners are destined to lose every time they play in University of Phoenix Stadium.
• Colt McCoy knows how to find and capture Osama Bin Laden.
• Colt McCoy is the reason a bridge in Alaska goes to nowhere.
• Colt tried out for the Olympic track & field team, but was disqualified because he threw the shot-put ball out of the stadium. Not having a tape measure long enough to measure his throw he could not qualify. Upset, he then took a second shot-put ball and threw an out route to himself spiking the ball on the judge's foot. He then crumbled pieces of the earth in his hands and made his own gold medal that read "There Can Only Be One."

Indeed there can be only one Colt McCoy.